The thing about rich little liberal arts colleges

Turns out I love them. Or at least, the people that go to them. One girl goes to Princeton, and she’s– well she’s great. Thought I’d get that out of the way right off the bat.
The thing about our nation is, we’re in a financial crisis. And a cinema-quality presidential election. And there’s supposed to be debates today, if we’re lucky.
The bad news is John McCain is devoted to sitting in Congress and supporting bipartisan relations by obviously not pissing off Democrats who think he pulling an obvious political ploy to side-step debating the eloquent black man (oh, I said it) who’s the Democratic nominee. The good news is, this makes John McCain kind of like Davy Crockett, and Davy Crockett could grin down a bear, so that should make Stephen Colbert pretty happy.
Anyway, if the economy really does go down the shitter, that means rich little liberal arts colleges won’t have to worry about poor kids getting loans and ruining the party, so that’s you know, rad, bro.