example of a blog i do not want to write

Spring Concert occurred, so that warrants an update.
Spring Concert is the ultimate distraction. Here is a poem about it:

SPRING CONCERT
where
alcoholics
frolic

Good huh? Well it’s informative, which is more that you can say for lots of poems.
Now it is Monday and all work needs to be done, which is probably why I am writing this now. And that’s exactly the bit that I want to talk about– layers of distraction. Let’s start on the outermost layer. In this sense, SPRING CONCERT is the same as blogging– I participate in both as an explicit distraction from my piles of impending homework.
So, homework. I think that homework, at its base, is not a distraction. On the other hand, when individuals become so engrossed in the meticulous, grade-oriented elements of homework, we start to notice an element of distraction to their devotion. Homework, when it is not a distraction, is a valuable learning tool. On the other hand, when homework is not being used as a learning tool, it is often used as a methodical balm for the uncertainties of life. No matter if everything is going to shit, I can always sit down and engross myself in
ARE YOU DISTRACTED YET

Inverted Nipples

“Also called ‘invaginated nipples.’” Which I find amusing at least. I don’t think there’s any question that inverted nipples are an interesting topic and that this blog is inexcusably tardy in discussing them.

If you actually want to learn about invaginated nipples, I suggest exploiting wikipedia. For commentary, read on.

In my opinion, invaginated nipples are undoubtedly intolerable in females, due to lack of both aesthetic and practical value. For males, on the other hand, these nipples might be the best thing ever. I do not understand why men have nipples, and I would very much prefer if we could devise a sort of evolutionary advantage for men with invaginated nipples. It would have to be a sex-linked gene though, so women wouldn’t be stricken with the ghastly affliction.

i am kidding, women with all nipples are beautiful.